What Makes Me Grumpy

These are a few of my least favorite things: (If I had more time I would write it to the tune of the happy Julie Andrews song from Sound of Music)

Smelly, wet, dirty, balled up socks laying randomly around the house
Cleaning the turtle tank
Double-flushing an unsinkable left in the upstairs toilet the entire day
Killer headache when supposed to be having fun at a neighborhood euchre party
Clipping 80 fingernails and toenails each week
Schlepping huge boxes home from Costco
Diapering a screaming, flailing, and extremely bad-smelling 2 year old
Saying "hands to yourself" for the umpteenth time
Constantly putting things away (groceries, toys, clean clothes, dishes, clutter)
Seeing a familar face at Meijer and then they look away and pretend I'm invisible